Thursday, April 30, 2009
We Have the Flu
DO NOT BE ALARMED!!! We don't have the Mexican Swine Flu, but the kids seem to have a very bad case of the North Carolina Whine Flu. We're not sure, but the source appears to be homework, and the condition seems to be aggrevated by not enough sleep. Strangly enough, even though the kids are the ones that exhibit the symptoms (which include speaking in a drawn out, nasally manner, a lot of foot stomping and rolling around, and in certain instances, a complete lack of respect), it is the parents that suffer the most severe effects. In an ironic twist, drinking lots of WINE seems offer some relief. We hear that the symptoms may ease up in about six weeks, coinciding with school being out for summer. Word is that this strain of flu has spread rapidly through my neighborhood. Anyone, Darnell, Anyone???
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2 comments:
Wow, it seems the flu has finally left my house and has hit yours. We have been whine free, cry free, and had stomp free homework sessions for a great couple of days. I am glad to hear it has moved on to someone else. Please don't give it back.
It should let up soon...do they make a vaccine?
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