Our Family Secret

Today I am coming clean with our family's deep, dark secret. I refuse to keep this hidden behind closed doors any longer. Here goes....I have raised a WRESTLEMANIAC. Yes, it's true. My sweet little Ryan is a WWE Superstar wannabe. I realized when we were at Wal-Mart (where else?) the other day, looking for a CD of WWE entrance theme songs, that we had passed the point of no return and there was no saving him. We put on the CD as soon as we got back to the car, and played some bizarre version of Redneck Name That Tune. He could name each of the 17 theme songs within about 2 notes. It was a proud, proud moment. I also just ordered a John Cena outfit for him for Halloween, which probably put me on some pretty weird marketing lists. So if anyone reading this is familiar with the terms Chain Gang Army, WOOOOO, Degeneration X, 619 or knows the nicknames The Animal, HBK, or The Deadman, than be proud and join me on the dark side....we have cookies!!